Oh, the subtle beauty and incomprehensible magic of the Moving Picture devices! This newfangled technology has allowed us to record and catalogue our tremendous performances like never before, for the importance of both assured immense historical significance as well as your immediate viewing pleasure. We only request that once you have finished watching these clips of sheer artistry laid before you in this wondiferous style of modern technicolourvision, please rewind the videos before returning to the internet, as otherwise you may be charged*.
*If you don't understand this joke, go ask someone over the age of 30. And you may want to bring a pillow with you, to help cushion the blows of someone repeated banging their head into a wall.
